Two boys stole a bag of fruit and ran to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the gate of the cemetery, two oranges fell and were left behind at the gate. A drunk man on his way from a local bar was passing near the cemetery gate and heard the following -One for me, One for you…He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he coul to the local priest. Father James come with me and witness God and Satan are sharing corpses at the Cemetery- He said. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued- One for me one for you…Suddenly one of the voices said lets get the two at the gate (meaning the Oranges that fell). The pastor was the first to take off.
Wed May 21, 2008 11:17 am
